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Mercedes Benz

A Well made Luxurious German piece of Machinery that gets absurd amounts of jealousy,also known to single handedly steal other car owners girlfriends and especially any spotlight from other German cars such as BMW owners when Mercedes arrives on the scene. BMW is and will always be second to Mercedes,Your average smart driver of a Mercedes does not beat on and race they're cars like BMW drivers do.For Mercedes is not wreckless,Mercedes Drivers have pride and take care of there fine automobiles.They are made to cruise luxuriously without added performance parts. They are a First Class Automobile.
Mercedes Benz,Thee car of cars ...the Beautiful offspring of German Engineering
by The Best Barber May 11, 2010
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mercedes

probably the most sophisticated name out there. girls named mercedes hate being compared to the car and are completely unique. they don't take shit from anybody and know how to hold their own. they're usually strong but have their weaknesses like evryone else. they always know how to have fun and bring out the best in people.
by Xshe_knows91 July 21, 2009
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Mercedes Benz

A car considered by many as the finest automobile ever built. Mercedes offer superb luxury, quality, performance and comfort...truly an incredible piece of machinery and technology.

Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.

There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
by Alpha79 May 28, 2011
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mercadies

Same as mersadies only looks better, mercadies... Looks nice. Extremely smart, sexy, shy and out going.
Mercadies is a cool chick
by Queen tea August 21, 2017
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Zekey Mercedes

a pretty ass boy who drops more snippets then actual songs but is still fire
Girl : Hey did you hear Zekey Mercedes - Phantom ?

Friend: Yea he never drops anything but it was fire
by Ferarrisarefun September 10, 2020
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Mercedes Bends

From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.
She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.
by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015
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Mercedes-Benz

One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.
American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
by BMW = BLACK MAN'S WISH May 18, 2003
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