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Mensnesia

The amnesia which women get while menstruating. The cycle causes forgetfulness and erratic behavior. Women can lose 25% of their IQ points during this time; making rational decision making an impossible task. Some have compared the experience to a mild form of Alzheimer’s. Don’t let this temporary slowness fool you, she will knock you out!
1. The woman couldn’t recall if she left her keys in the car or if the car was running, due to her mensnesia.

2. “Hey, I have mensenia, I can’t be expected to remember you have a food allergy!”
by TemptressTease December 11, 2021
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mensies

tummy hurts got mensies
by hb April 4, 2003
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menshevik

The opposing party after the Russian Revolution who battled for control against the Communists, or Bolsheviks. The Mensheviks, or "whites", still believed in a Socialist government, which severely taxes the rich and hardly taxes the poor, so the money can be redistributed among its citizens.

The Bolsheviks, or "Reds", however, believed that any type of Capitalistic activity should be eradicated completely. Thanks to the damned efforts of Lenin, he managed to sway the fickle populace to the Bolshevik side, and with a newly formed (but weak) army, they drove out the "whites" and established their so called "workers paradise" as the new government. Few actually knew what horrors Lenin and Stalin had in store for them. When Lenin died, Stalin and Trotsky (the "sword of the revolution") battled out for control. With the aid of two politicians who opposed Trotsky, Stalin took the reins of Communist Russia, and had the two killed.

Years later when Trotsky plotted to begin his own Communist revolution on the US in Mexico, Stalin had a Latino Soviet named "Mercader" to drive a ice-pick into Leon's skull.

Without the Mensheviks, Russia has been doomed for several decades before the USSR collapsed.
Mensheviks are better than the Bolsheviks. Bolsheviks are liars who steal what you have, and claim it is still "yours".
by Chang Tan February 10, 2004
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meeshecat

a badger, who LuRKZ aboot.
meow!
michelle is the only meeshecat. gtfo.
by meeshecat December 17, 2008
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menshie

A word used to describe a form of graffiti usually conducted by Glasgow Neds.
Gonnae let me write a menshie oan yer stookie?
by Jazzy Spazzi December 10, 2004
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menshew

A person who still acts like a child but also acts like an adult and is very dominant its pronounced Men Shew
Im a menshew and proud!
by Ilovekaneki October 14, 2017
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menses scat

Similar to the Cupid shuffle, only you rip out your tampon mid song and butt plug the closest person to your right.
Blanche's ears perked up as she heard her favorite song come on, "oh shit, it's the MENSES SCAT!" (extremely loud cork popping noises echo throughout).
by Blanche DeVareaux March 24, 2014
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