Melk

milk but said as melk you can dip your cookies in this white liquid mmm

Hey Jono would u pass me the melk

by kitty caz August 9, 2019

Melk

expired milk

person 1: hey bro why you got melk on your fridge?
person 2: i forgot to throw it away

by samurai sunky October 18, 2023

Melk

Melk is a thing you say when u have nothing to say. You can just say melk and that means i dont know,
or u can say i dont know melk. Melk has nothing to do with milk its a whole different thing.

Jeffy: How did you do that?
You: Melk

by bvgcdwiyvcw cuv January 26, 2021

melk

melk : (m-e-e-l-c-k) is something you say when you preferably don't know what to speak and would not like to, or something you may say when you are bored. =definition of melk

i dont melk

by bvgcdwiyvcw cuv January 11, 2021

Melk

The way that ignorant and poorly informed individuals pronounce the word "milk".

Son~"can you pass the melk
Mom~"you're retarded"

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Melk

Semen.

Yo, what's that on the bathroom floor?

Sorry, I forgot to clean up the melk last night.

by GrossAssTurnip September 1, 2021

Melk

A Guy with religios Parents that can't decide how to call theyre son. He is often naiv and doesn't know the causes of his actions. Mostly he is the one who steps to far, but plays the good-boy in school. He doesn't care so much about the nature or people that are not like him

"Gezz mate, sometimes you can be a real Melk!"

by IdontLIEmate January 5, 2017