medical school

Two long miserable years of boring science followed by two more years of witnessing the human body's ultimate betrayal, followed by 4 more years of A) trying to get away from all the horrible needy freaks (including workers AND patients) and B) trying not to get caught when you make mistakes.

I went to medical school because I wanted to help people, and all I got was this lousy student loan.

by mjrn January 18, 2006

medical school entrance exam

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

YO, DID YOU GO TO TO medical school entrance exam SO YOU CAN Rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect,

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

by lesser of 2 eviles November 19, 2015

Medical Examiner

Someone who is medically qualified and investigates deaths occurring under unusual or suspicious circumstances. Often this involves autopsies as well as some investigation similar to a forensics major.

"Didn't you hear? Mariah got her doctorate and became a medical examiner. Now she works in a morgue!"

by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018

Medical Grifter

A confidence artist that is usually perceived as knowledgeable about any range of subjects merely for earning or adopting the Title of "Doctor", when in reality, they are speaking well outside of their scope of expertise. Most commonly found in; The Entertainment Industry, Politics, New Age Medicine, Chiropractic, and Publishing. Examples include: Dr. Rand Paul, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Doctor Phil, Dr. Drew Pinski.

Dr. Drew, the medical grifter, got censured by the medical board again, he was giving bad advice on television, and may lose his license.

by bentslightly December 26, 2021

Medical student

A person living off coffee, ramen and sleep deprivation in order to become a better health expert.

Why's Mark looking so tired?

It's normal. He's a medical student.

by Why_can't_I_leave_this_empty January 10, 2019

Medical Tit

When a womans bare breast is exposed on Televison for medical reasons. Usualy seen on PBS after midnight during shows dedicated to checking ones self for breast cancer.

" I couldn't find anything good on skinamax last night, so i had to fire off some knuckle-children to "Medical Tit" on PBS. "

by S.A.S Staten Island April 25, 2010

Medical Assistant

UrbanDictionary: Medical Assistant = Also known as a "MA". Someone who has most all the skills and usually better bedside manner then a nurse, unfortunatly paid significantly less. The Medical Assistant is usually the person in the office you see most and spends the most time with the patient. Medical Assistants can usually be found being barked at my the nurses or doctors for a mistake they made, but want someone else to blame.

Medical Assistant is usually called a nurse by the public.

by MA at Large February 5, 2010