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meatlapse

She had been a vegetarian for 3 years, but had a meatlapse at Western Sizzlin' last week.
by ashleexoxo March 9, 2011
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Manny's meat flaps

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.
i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good
by lemonsins September 1, 2021
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Meatflation

Slang term for a male erection, as first mentioned by John Oliver on his show, "Last Week Tonight".
ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.
by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2022
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meat flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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MEATFLAKES

the little pieces of shit swirling around the bowl after flushing the toilet. small pieces of human waist that didn't flush down, and are floating around.
"who left the meatflakes in the toilet you sick fucks"?
by chino cochino August 28, 2006
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meat flaps

noun(s): comes in pairs; causes camel toe; most likely associated with odor
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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Meatfeast

by joshalmond#1 May 26, 2009
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