meat sweats

Sweating brought on by consuming 2lbs of wings, 2lbs of sausage, and a full rack of ribs from Earl's Rib Palace.

I got the Kickoff Carryout deal at Earl's for $50, and got a major case of the meat sweats!

by Earl the Pig September 19, 2016

Meat Sweats

A negative reaction from external stimuli as a result from a traumatic, violent blow to the anus by forceful intercourse.

Ardez saw FRANK the other day and his asshole immediately tensed while breaking into uncontrollable meat sweats.

by Jayhalili162 November 9, 2008

meat sweats

When you perspire heavily cuz your really nervous about meating someone.

I had a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert, but when he came over to talk to me I got a bad case of the meat sweats.

by El Capitan Poopy Pantalones November 28, 2011

Meat Sweats

Meat sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

ugh i woke up with some meat sweats Grayson Dolan

by Dolanspearl December 10, 2017

the meat sweats

When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places

"I got the meat sweats" exclaimed Timmy, alerting everyone at the funeral

by Puffem'N'Stuffem27 January 19, 2015

The Meat Sweats

When you crave any type of meat; commonly steak or a burger <3

“I want a steak so bad”
“Ohhh shit you have the meat sweats”

by Themeatsweatsss October 18, 2020

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 3, 2015