she succ me thru my jort

When a woman orally pleases a male through a pair of gym shorts.

"What did you do with Becky last night?"
"she succ me thru my jort"

by regionalatleast March 3, 2017

You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.

I can not believe you take me as a joke.

by Honesty88 July 31, 2020

Me and Mrs.Jones

1. A song by Billy Paul
2. An affair
3. An affair with a taken person

Harry Styles may be dating Taylor Swift, but his Mrs.Jones is Katy Perry.

Me and Mrs.Jones, we've got a thingggggg going onnnn. We both know that it's wrong, but it's much too strong to let it go now.

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 4, 2020

Yo, me llame Angel Jose Robles, te lo meto y te demo seco.

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Person 343: Yo, me llame Angel Jose Robles, te lo meto y te demo seco.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023

Are you joking me?

A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.

Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!

by Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third April 18, 2006

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021