McDouble Fisting

McDouble Fisting is the act of holding and eating two McDoubles, one in each hand.

Jay - Hey, check out that fat guy McDouble Fisting over there all by himself in the corner booth.

Ryan - Haha, I'm lovin' it.

by BourbonPictionary December 22, 2013

Pulling a McDouble

Masturbating using a McDonald's McDouble instead of a sock. Using enough force to generate friction to melt the cheese and use as lube is recommended

My plans fell through with my girlfriend so I ended up Pulling a McDouble.

by Big Dik Nik January 30, 2015

McDouble

A McDouble is basically a cheeseburger but with two meat patties, two buns, and ONE slice of cheese. Yes, ONE slice of cheese. And they cost 99c.

This is supposedly the new value item on the menu as it replaces the original double cheeseburgers.

Speaking of double cheeseburgers, those are $1.19 now. They went up by 20c.

The McDouble is now the new double cheeseburgers. Except it has one slice of cheese.

by TTGL December 19, 2008

McDouble

When a guy takes a McDonald's burger (or any other crap fast food burger) and proceeds to stuff it in the vaginal crease of a female counterpart and then fucks it.

Great we stopped at McDonald's and she let me McDouble her.

by CAHMCKW January 8, 2011

McDouble

1. The "new" dollar menu burger; it is essentially a double cheeseburger with only one slice of cheese instead of two.

2. When one goes out on a double date to McDonald's.

1. Bob: "Yeah, I'd like a double cheeseburger."

Voice: "It's a $1.19 now. But you can get a McDouble for a buck."

Bob: ...and the difference is?


2. Amanda & Jim: "Hey, wanna go on a McDouble this Friday?"

Sally & Nelson: "Sure!"

by Amandony Grutler December 16, 2008

McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

Dirty McDouble

When one has two very large cocks in ones mouth. And they both ejaculate in the mouth.

Jenny gave a dirty mcdouble to two lucky young men.

by david-got-milk December 14, 2010