Mathematics 

An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.

But...

It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...

Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.

Mathematics by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015

Marshall Mathers

Eminem's real "personality". The person who created Eminem and Slim Shady.

I'm Marshall Mathers, this rap will not be controversial, but what's the matter. So what it's my fucking style. Said Slim, who married Kim.

Marshall Mathers by ThatCrazyStan February 7, 2014

Mathew Baynton 

That dilf from horrible histories

Person #1: “Who is Mathew Baynton?”
Person #2: “That dilf from Horrible Histories!”

Mathew Baynton by helena.francisss July 1, 2021

Stephen Mathews 

A member of the Elite Squad, Stephen Mathews has risen to internet fame over the past year making youtube videos. Stephen has about 400 K subscribers on youtube and is growing at an exponential rate. He made an appearance in one of NELKs prank videos.

Stephen Mathews is my favourite Elite
Stephen Mathews is awesome

Stephen Mathews by BIGBUDDY2400 December 1, 2018

May the fourth be with you

The official phrase of Star Wars day (also known as Jedi day) which is on May 4th.

Its synonymous to "may the force be with you", which is said in Star Wars a lot

nerd 1: yayy may 4 finally's here, happy star wars day!!!
nerd 2: yes my Jedi friend, may the fourth be with you

May the fourth be with you by prettyingreen June 21, 2011

Mathemagical 

When a teacher is explaining complex maths and then suddenly comes up with an answer

Stoner 1: "How did Sir do that?"
Stoner 2: "That shit was mathemagical."

Mathemagical by xhenersx January 6, 2013

mathemusician 

One creating music based on and inspired by mathematics

She was a mathemusician who literally incorporated the principles of mathematics into her musical compositions

mathemusician by nadja m September 25, 2020