When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
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by mayoui November 22, 2021
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Get the bad boy mayan mug.A nice and pretty little person. She is too nice but don't let that fool you because when her DANGEROUS side cums out she is frightening! But apart from that she is a lovely person. Perfect person to be around when you need a little laughter and is really goofy. People sometimes just describe her as dramatic cause that's all they know what to say but that's the total opposite. She just has many emotions and that's what great about her! Also she LOVES potatoes. She could kiss one all day if she could but sadly she can't because there is this mean person who stops her from letting mayane be who she is in P.E. They make fun of her and say "OH HELL NAH" but it's ok. Because she has 2 wonderful best friends that will never leave her side called Kiara and Emma. They are just wonderful and mayane is very lucky to have them. Mayane is also so fucking fine. She's a perfect best friend, friend, person, and girlfriend. Watch out Gilberto and Orell. *smirk*
*Mayane and Kiara walking the track in P.E*
Sees potato and the mean girl
Potatoes sister says "LOOK THAT'S MY FRIEND" *and points to mayane*
Then a MAGICAL moment we will NEVER EVER forget the mean girl and potato say
"OH HELL NAH"
Sees potato and the mean girl
Potatoes sister says "LOOK THAT'S MY FRIEND" *and points to mayane*
Then a MAGICAL moment we will NEVER EVER forget the mean girl and potato say
"OH HELL NAH"
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