When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
by The card says moops May 28, 2017
Get the Mayan Butt Plugmug. by Mayan Detman October 3, 2019
Get the Mayanmug. Mayan is such an awesome person, if you’re friends with a person with such an incredible name then you’re winning, trust me.
by mayoui November 22, 2021
Get the Mayanmug. A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.
by Ttown49 April 1, 2017
Get the Mayan Mississippi Handshakemug. by DO YOU EAT BUDDA? May 30, 2021
Get the bad boy mayanmug. The nicest guy on the entire planet. Guys swoon for him, but he has never cheated or used a hall pass. He loves animals and the environment, especially kittens. He still maintains kindness and is always smexy.
by GeekyComic316 March 30, 2021
Get the Mayanmug. A Thot that got gets with more than one guy in the same night one of the guys are issac she a hoe but she is hot
by Yossi Dahan December 1, 2018
Get the Mayanmug.