MAHAFFEY'd

ONE Tequila, TWO Tequila, THREE Tequila, MAHAFFEY'd

MAHAFFEY'd = What happens when you agree to go out for a night on the town with the legendary Joe Mahaffey.

by Booski1217 November 21, 2013

Maya

The most amazing girl a guy could ask for. To spend one minute with her, is like spending a life time with an angel. If you're lucky enough to find yourself with Maya, hold onto her and never let her go. Maya is beautiful and will never let you down. She will stand by your side through the toughest times, and hold onto you when you need her the most. To be with Maya is to be with perfection. You will never find yourself happier than when you are with Maya. When you aren't with her you feel empty and like you are chocking, gasping for air. When you finally reunite, you will be able to do anything you put your mind to. When you finally caller her your fiance and then your wife, your wildest dreams will have come true. Love her and cherish her forever because she deserves the best.

I cant believe you found Maya, damn you are lucky!

by DKOP November 29, 2014

Maya

Beautiful inside and out, funny, smart, always there for people and loved by everyone. Nothing but laughter, and complete bliss when maya is around and she knows how to make anyone smile regardless the mood or situation. Maya is easy to make friends with and definitely easy to to fall for. She is the full package

Jim: who is your favourite person?

Me: Maya.. duh :p

by a.k.a Mr. Congeniality February 17, 2015

mayada

a very sweet and kind lady. she is very nice and respectful and she is definitely a chabe. she is one of a kind and definitely worth your time. go get yourself a mayada cause you need it. she is very beautiful and has cool sidras.

person 1: " did you see that pretty woman over there"
person 2: " yea she was a great mayada"

by coolchabe July 7, 2018

manafort

A slurry of shit and urine that's been stewing in a porta potty at the Texas State Fair in 100° weather.

Don't go in there, somebody left a manafort that's unflushable.

by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

mayafy

v. to raise a more desirable or more excellent quality or condition; make better

"Don't copy my homework word for word, please."
"I won't, I'll put it in my own words and just mayafy it."

by jesusatemysister January 5, 2006

Rik Mayall

In the late 1970s, Rik and Adrian Edmondson formed a comedy group called "Twentieth Century Coyote" while attending college together in Manchester. Originally a five-man team, Twentieth Century Coyote eventually became a partnership between just Rik and Ade. That partnership exists to this present day and is one of the most enduring and successful partnerships in modern British comedy. The duo appeared often on Saturday nights during open mike time at The Comedy Store. Once they had joined The Comic Strip Presents... team, Rik became part of the alternative comedians "legend". He continued to appear in 15 episodes of The Comic Strip Presents... and also co-wrote a number of episodes with his long-term comedy partner, Edmondson, including Mr Jolly Lives Next Door and Dirty Movie.

From this experience with The Comic Strip Presents... he went on to co-write and star in The Young Ones with Ben Elton and Lise Meyer. He played Rick, the political anarchist studying Sociology (or was it Domestic Science?) who was a poetic genius, adored Cliff Richard and rude words. This show forever sealed his fame as a performer. It's since become a cult hit that's known all over the world.

Since doing The Young Ones, Rik has appeared in numerous television shows and films. Some of the most famous are Bottom, which rivals The Young Ones for its cult status; The New Statesman, in which Rik portrayed Tory MP Alan B'Stard with a wicked sense of satire; and the films Drop Dead Fred and Guest House Paradiso.

Rik Mayall is one of the greatest comedians in the world, along with Adrian Edmondson.

by kingmustard July 15, 2008