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maxin monday

for those of you who hate mondays you're just being silly...simply take monday to the MAX! have a beer or two or keg. party with friends or groups or hookers. listen to music and dance or strip or get arrested. there are endless possibilities when its monday so call-out tuesday cause your gonna need to sleep this off and maybe see a doctor.

established in 2009 in M'boro, TN
"JD, I see you enjoying that new beer in your hand. Too bad its Maxin Monday....WHERE'S THE FUNNEL!?!?!?"
by Clever Kate September 24, 2009
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maxine

1.synonym for sexy 2. most crunk individual 3. amazing at everything
wow, look at her, she's so maxine...
by maxine ishh December 19, 2007
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maxin and relaxin

"what up homie?" "nm- just maxin and relaxin"
by lauren September 1, 2003
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Maxine

Maxine Maximus gracious, endearing lover, beauty, salacious, seductive siren, mother to all, mother of mother earth, articulate, affable, amenable, kindness of heart, forgiving, arbitrator, zestful, energetic, spontaneous, naturally prominent, exciting, goddess, erotic, tenacious, chicky babe
If all the woman in the world could be Maxine, it would be perfect.

Dreams are made of Maxine

If would love to be a Maxine
by bluestoker February 8, 2010
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Marsing

The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."
He was just marsing his gym teacher, do you think he'll get expelled?!
by FrankYuji March 1, 2018
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mansink

A general term used for any type of player in a video game. Said player could be good, decent, or downright terrible. The true meaning of mansink is determined by the context and tone of voice used when spoken.
Look at this mansink, he's so clueless!
by nuate December 4, 2020
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Milk Maxxing

Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good
I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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