max

max is a very sweet guy. he puts himself down a lot. he loves being loved but loves not crying on the phone. he likes to be cuddled. max’s are usually touch starved. he usually has a lot of blankets and pillows. max’s are often really cold. most max’s (female, male, and gender nonconforming) love emo rock bands.

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boy: have you seen max?
girl: yeah hes inside he looks sad might wanna give him a hug

by *gay panic* July 26, 2019

max

max is a boy who has real big cheeks

max is fat

by coolcatron January 24, 2019

max

To ejaculate in your pants without any prior physical stimulation.

She was so hot, I maxxed my pants.

by Max de Tran June 26, 2010

max

A word which means to relax

Shit back and max man

by B's up C's down November 13, 2006

max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

max

lives in denmark doesnt like lego

max doesnt like lego. ew.

by jinjahboi1999 July 6, 2019