malakianism

1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.

I think I'm converting to Malakianism.

by lucy123 October 22, 2003

malakia

The act of masturbation

Molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.

Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.

by Malakas May 20, 2004

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex

An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex owns you with a capital P.

by SugarSpider July 28, 2008

Malakiya

She has a good heart , no matter what she go through she still lift her head up and keep going , and everybody love her because she so sweet and cute

Mya - Hey it’s that Malakiya

Stacy - Omg yeah

by Malakiya July 10, 2018

malakian

The only one who know what to do with a guitar of the other people who think they know what to do with a guitar

Never say "i know play guitar" when Daron Malakian is walking on the earth.

by sweetguy July 27, 2006

malakianism

The ultimate religion.

Where do I sign up??

by HIMinion May 10, 2005

Malaki

He a good friend to have but he don’t like any hoes only loyalty girls (cough cough ahmya)

Does Malaki like ahmya

No she’s a hoe

by Djxbchdjdndjs May 28, 2019