dirty mauricio

the act of taking any mexican fast food, extracting the grease, hosing it up a man's penis and/or anus and using a straw to suck out the contents, all while masturbating to a mariachi band's gay orgy.

I am gonna pull a dirty mauricio tonight for my bf! ;)

by ThatKGuy November 24, 2014

mauricio pochettino

Football (Soccer) manager and former football player that currently manages Tottenham Hotspur in the English Premier League.

"Mauricio Pochettino is the best manager in the world"

by DefoNotAnton March 30, 2019

Mauricio Macri

Argentina's actual precident, wich is basically a 50 year old man who dances like a monkey who is having a ceisure

Guy #1: who is that dude dancing overthere
Guy #2: IDK man but he is such a Mauricio Macri

by Inana.definitions December 22, 2016

Mauricio

A guy who will tell you he loves you forever, and will make you believe him, even though he has a history of lying to your face.

Girl: How could you do this?!
Mauricio: What are you talking about?
Friend 1: Don't lie to her anymore.

by brokenXheartedXgirl October 10, 2011

maurisio

Maurisio's are nice, sweet, date taller people, and often called monkeys or crazy people from there friends and family

Look at that Maurisio over there, and why is he dating a girl that's taller than him

by Haisbdbsje February 27, 2017

Mauricio

Mauricio is the name of a little slut that spends 120k on giraffes. The same money that you two were saving for IVF to finally start a family but instead he draws it out of your joint account and buys 4 giraffes. If you’re dating a Mauricio - be careful. Watch your bank accounts carefully.

Ella: I want to start a family. Oh wait all the money is gone. My husband pulled a Mauricio. Now I have 4 giraffes to take care of and no children.

by Kandykane1234 October 27, 2019

mauricio

a mexican who makes fun of mexicans!
though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.

dude, mauricio, stop hating on your mexican self!

by jonasnotreallythough June 17, 2008