Maurer'd

When your bartender gets you fucked up. They are usually trying to be nice but the next day is often filled with regret and memory loss.

I got totally Maurer'd last night at the bar. What happened?

by QuesaLeah January 5, 2018

Jack-Mandering

(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke

(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote

"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."

by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022

Manders

A person that comes into your life that you are so in awe of that at first they make you nervous to talk to them. Until you realize that they are absolutely perfect for you in every facet of their being and will complete your life in a way that you never thought possible. A person that just by them having been in the same room, your heart pounds so hard and your entire body feels warm. Someone that is one of a kind and truly very special and important.

My Manders is a life changing, once in a lifetime, dream come true, amazing person, that makes me feel like the luckiest man alive.

by Captain S. January 10, 2013

maaderchod

Mother fucker in Urdu or Hindi. A person who has sexual intercourse with their mom.

1.Siddique is a maaderchod for not calling me back.
2.That maaderchod almost killed me.(in a car)

by Nick khole ass March 13, 2008

madder

The act of being more mad.

Geoff makes me madder than any chobe I know.

by Geoff Kontz August 15, 2004

Well Played, Mauer

The baseball equivalent of touche.

Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.

"My hugs can cure anything!"

'Even cancer?"

'Well played, Mauer."

by whiteeagle August 13, 2010

maderWelon

a man who has 2 nut sacks

word created by lenchmobb (seraj rza noah the nonce and 2k)

seraj- hey RZA come here

rza- ight

*rza walks over to seraj*
NOAH TURAB AND MUSSY JUMP OUT OF BUSHES SCREAMING GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MADERWELON
rza- runs
seraj-chases with accompanied with 50 middle aged men screaming GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MADERWELON

by NOAH THE FUCKING NONCE July 3, 2019