mattydawson

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.

Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 19, 2018

mattdonaphobia

the fear of matt donovan still being alive and useless

I got mattdonaphobia when watching Enzo fail to kill him

by Heywoood Jablowme July 17, 2020

mattdavisballhair

this person on tiktok is a matt davis fan. she loves matt davis’s ball hair and is a huge fan. she thinks he is so hot she is going to die.

“omg matt davis is so hot im going to die”
pookie #mattdavisballhair

by pookie fan 🥺❤️ July 8, 2021

mattdan

The stage where a man transforms into a state where nothing makes sense. All that comes out is pure passion and rubbish. Normally can tell a person has reached mattdan state by a unquie laugh.

He has reached mattdan state

by Fmustang November 23, 2021

mattderrick

an amazing human being with insane skills in everything.

guy 1: check out that guy with superskills in every aspect of every subject to infinity and beyond!
guy 2: woah, he's such a mattderrick!

by thisisnotrachel May 24, 2009

Mattchann

1. The best XBL gamertag known to man.

2. A freaking beast.

Dude, LMAC 1337 Mattchann.

You serious!?

by 13333337777777 September 25, 2011

Mattchann

1. A mega sexy dude with supreme hax.

2. A belief of being sexy.

3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.

1. You see that guy? He's mattchann. He's the best.

2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?

3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!

by megahax1337 June 22, 2011