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Nixon Masking

The act of fucking a girl with a Richard Nixon mask on because it is a step up from her ugly ass face.
Dillian: Would you fuck Adam's mom?
Andrew: Only if I was Nixon Masking her.
by Dr00zle October 10, 2010
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Masking Cough

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
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Matukite

Matukite is everything and everyone. He is above everything in the universe and will destroy anyone who disobeys him.

Person 1: HAHA Matukite is a bitch HAHA
Matukite: ⎅⟟⟒ ⋔⍜⍀⏁⏃⌰.
Person 1: ''Explodes''
Matukite
by matukiteisagod November 25, 2020
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Maskina

An ancient block game master thought to be the new leader of the village Osira. Osira village was originally thought to be an ancient African village, but it was later released by the government that it is actually resettled as a modern village, known as Osaka. Osira maps were put together and the original location was tracked. Osira is actually located at the 0, 0 (x, y) of Africa, showing that Osirean people were extremely advanced. Osira cave paintings can be found at museums located in Northern Philly, and they all point towards Maskina being the ancient leader for over 300 years. At first it was thought that Maskina was a god that they worshipped, but it was later proven he was a celestial being that still exists to this day. The fall of Osira is still unknown, but many believe they were raided by the Hytalians, due to the color of their skin. The new, modrn Osireans, are known as Osaka City (really a village.) Osaka City is a powerful city that was around from 2019-2020, and later raided. New Osaka eventually was created in 2021, but they were not powerful enough due to the heavy civil wars.
Maskina was an ancient ruler.
by maskina March 15, 2021
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Double Masking

When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.
Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.

Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.

Kyle: Dude!
by swon February 10, 2021
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Pigeon masking

When the man is about to reach his climax, he stands on an object above the girl and rains his cum down on her, like a pigeon does with its poop on unsuspecting new yorkers. He then proceeds to flap his wings and tries to fly away.
Pigeon masking: Yo dude, I totally pigeon masked your girlfriend last night...she'll be washing the jizz out of her hair for weeks!
by sexybeaches March 9, 2014
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maskini

(n.)- a bikini made of masks
Ellen: I'm gonna go to the beach.

Peter: In the midst of this pandemic? I hope you'll wear a mask.

Ellen: I'll do even better, I'll wear a maskini!
by KnowPsyUniverse June 4, 2020
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