self masturbatory

This is how you describe someone who strokes their ego or virtue signals (to and around others)

Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory

by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020

Masturbatory Skullduggery

You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?

This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaper paste solution!

by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

anti-masturbatory

Something that halts or reduces one's urge to jack off.
Anything classified as "cute" is automatically anti-masturbatory, otherwise it would just be "hot".

I was getting busy looking at porn then I heard the most anti-masturbatory thing ever:
Meatwad from adult swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force's voice.

by Battery September 17, 2005

masturbatorial engineer

Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.

I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.

I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.

by Lucky Johnston February 25, 2009

Masturbatory TV

A television show that jerks the viewer around for weeks or years then leaves then unsatisfied.

After watching the series finale of Lost, I realized it was nothing but masturbatory tv

by Dannysjokes May 25, 2010

Masturbatory Aid

Your mother's picture.

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.

by danielle April 14, 2007

Masturbatory Rape

When you're checking out an attractive friend or aquaintence's Facebook or other social media account and start masturbating over the more erotic or sexy photos without their consent.

Dude1: "I was flicking through Katie's photos when I noticed one of her shoot pics! I couldn't help but jerk it!"
Dude2: "Too much info brobeans! You'll get done for masturbatory rape!"

by Hoodgotwood August 8, 2016