Masturbation Sock 

A sock that you use to ejaculate into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. Great when your Kleenex's are gone, or when on a campout.

Mike used a Masturbation Sock when he was camping in the Andes

Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock

Masturbation Sock by Duhfee July 23, 2012

masturbate sandwich 

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.

"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."

masturbate sandwich by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006

Masturbation Station 

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

Masturbation Station by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

Masturbation Station 

A place where you come to masturbate and masturbate to come!

Don: I went to the masturbation station last night!

Rick: Did you masturbate to come?

Don: Of course! What else is there to do?

Masturbation Station by francis p. August 20, 2013

Naked Masturbation Session 

A naked masturbation session is an important session that must happen whenever somebody takes a shower. After cleaning their bodies up, a male will get a very sexy erection and lie down on the floor and start masturbating it, and he will continue to do it until the snout of the penis unleashes semen.

Jones finished cleaning himself up, and then, his penis started to sway back and forth, then it got very hard and started to stick out. He sat down near the drain and began his naked masturbation session, he counted down from ten to zero and started masturbating the snout of the penis, making him think about sexy girls, as soon as he started to feel like he could stay naked all day, his penis started to feel semen coming out of his snout, so, he placed the boner on a sponge and squeezed out the semen and wiped the sperm of the sponge and threw it down the drain.

Naked Masturbation Session by vestonbruno3 March 31, 2019

masturbation station 

the state your in right before you spew semen

me and my girlfriend were foolin around and her mom walked in just as i got to masturbation station

masturbation station by jizz-master October 25, 2005

The Masturbation Station 

the heating plant

A lot of weird things happen at the Masturbation Station.

The Masturbation Station by Thurston June 18, 2003