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Masturbating

Having sex with yourself

when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
Person: i will touch my pp!
*violently "strengthens" pp*

Person: masturbating is so cool!

masturbating

Having sex with your own hand or even using a fake dick (dildo) in the case of girls (or very messed up guys)... its very pathetic.
John is masturbating every night because he has no hope of ever having actual sex.
masturbating by CanHasHaxx February 5, 2009

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.
Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.
Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

Masturbating

What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.
Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!
Masturbating by Squidbob October 12, 2021

Masturbating

Something you do when you need a quick fix because the real thing isn't available.
Jerry: Hey what are you up to?
Frank: I'm masturbating.
Jerry: Ok hit me up when your done.
Masturbating by Jiggywithit455 June 12, 2022