Master Chief

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master chief is what comes out of a can of whoop ass

by Just Shut Up March 8, 2009

Master Chief

A Kick-Ass marine from the future. He's so bad-ass that he killed whole fucking race of aliens and then went home to nail his artifical bitch. He's so bad-ass that when he takes off his Helmet it's Chuck Norris. Nuf Said.

"Master Chief'll fuck a nigga up"

by Duh Boi February 19, 2009

Master Chief Petty Officer John-117

The Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is a character of the Halo franchise, his only known name is John. He is known by many as SPARTAN-117, and more as the Master Chief, due to his rank. He is the last remaining SPARTAN-II as of late 2552. He was selected at the age of five to be in the SPARTAN augmentation program, meant to create super-soldiers to quell the Insurrection. The Insurrection was a rebellion from the UNSC. It was mostly destroyed by the end of the Human-Covenant War.

John, along with other SPARTAN-IIs, was augmented with various things. Not all SPARTAN-IIs survived, however. The survivors gained enhanced speed, strength, stamina, and agility. They were excellent tacticians and leaders due to their teaching of nearly every historically significant battle, and then some. In the end, though, John was lost after the destruction of UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. He was a hero, and died saving humanity.

Meanwhile, he has been mocked across the internet for the Halo story being poor and him being a 'fail'. While the story is not the greatest, surely it is not the worst, or it would be so bad it's good. Of course, your mileage may vary...

Please do not confuse with Mister Chief.

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"which 1ne?"

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"Hmmm, this "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117" seems quite similar to other video game heroes."

"Yes, indeed."

"hai r u mster chif?"

"no im not a chef lolololololollollololooll1111"

by Darth Anonyseudonym December 27, 2009

master chief

A mixed drink modeled specifically for gamers, namely those who play Halo and Halo 2. Made by combining Bacardi 151 and Mountain Dew. Great for late-night Halo 2 Live sessions. Also great for vomiting.

"Man, I keep getting my ass handed to me by some n00b, I had better have another Master Chief."

by Mr. Beef September 27, 2005

Master Chief

John, or Master Chief Petty Officer 3rd Class. (Spartan-117) is the main protagonist of the popular video game, Halo. he has many augmentations including, hight damage reduction, sight, and speed.

the master chief is one of the best video game characters of all time

by Chris000 July 17, 2006

master chief

The only person more badass than Spiderman, Superman, David Hasselhoff, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Batman, Goku, 50 cent, and Ryu COMBINED.

And contrary to popular belief, he is also a mac-daddy pimp.

Master Chief-"I'm the shit"

Every1 in world-"we know!"

by Cy_Kill November 7, 2007

master chief

when a chick is sucking you off and you are about to finish you back up and run at her while jacking off and melee her w/ said cock and you shoot your load all over her for dramatic effect. Warning may only work on drunk girls, also spraining of the cock may occur when melee'ing bitches. have fun!!!

Sally is giving an awesome Blow J but you think she needs to be taken down a peg or two, so when you think your done you pull out run at her and while shooting said load onto face you melee her as hard as you can possibly trying to cum in mouth as well. master chief

by Jaron Huff January 4, 2008