Having watched the steamy blue movie, the man went directly to his masturbatorium to pleasure himself.
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Any location in a single guy's living quarters consisting of pornographic material and a cum-stained office chair reeking of old ass sweat, cigarette smoke, and beer. After 1995, said spaces also contained a personal computer dedicated to storing and searching for hardcore pornagrahy.
Some masturbatoriums can grow quite large, taking up whole basements of houses. These are dedicated to both masturbation and entertaining. This larger space may contain an old sofa, games, and mini fridges for use during the refractory periods of the host and his guests.
Some masturbatoriums can grow quite large, taking up whole basements of houses. These are dedicated to both masturbation and entertaining. This larger space may contain an old sofa, games, and mini fridges for use during the refractory periods of the host and his guests.
The Tesla Factory in Fremont, CA, could be viewed as an example of a 21st century masturbatorium on a grand scale. In lieu of pornography, the masturbatorium is adorned with images of the latest models, as well as pictures of the company president's life from childhood to present.
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Get the MASTERBATERIFIC mug.A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, but also a word-play on the similarly sounding 'master bedroom' or 'master bathroom'. This can be effective jab or pun that the owner of the house jacks it or whacks it alot.
Jack: "...And finally here at the end of the hall, are the bedrooms."
Me: "Oh, and might I assume this one is the masturbatorium?" ::smiling::
Jack: "Wha--Excuse me, what did you say?" ::agitated::
Me: "May I assume this one is the master bedroom?" ::speaking slowly, for clarity::
Jack: "Why, yes it is." ::relieved::
Me: "Well, I can imagine you spend alot of time in there." ::smiling::
Me: "Oh, and might I assume this one is the masturbatorium?" ::smiling::
Jack: "Wha--Excuse me, what did you say?" ::agitated::
Me: "May I assume this one is the master bedroom?" ::speaking slowly, for clarity::
Jack: "Why, yes it is." ::relieved::
Me: "Well, I can imagine you spend alot of time in there." ::smiling::
by Bulldozr March 3, 2009
Get the masturbatorium mug.the feeling of absolute peace and serenity of someones soul and mind after a good old rubbing session. this kind of peace can only be achieved in adolescence, because in older age, instead of reaching peace and serenity, the masturbator may find self-loathe and the realization that his life is a fuckin mess.
masturbatoric peace in a conversation
dude no1: so what did you do last night?
dude no2:oh nothin special, i just got a lil bit high on a masterpiece(ps this is a shorter form of masturbatoric peace)
dude no1: so what did you do last night?
dude no2:oh nothin special, i just got a lil bit high on a masterpiece(ps this is a shorter form of masturbatoric peace)
by Mr.X is a lame pseudonym June 29, 2010
Get the Masturbatoric Peace mug.A room in a house which is smaller than a Man Cave that is dedicated to the manual release of tension and stress via masturbation. These areas are a guilt free zone for partaking in the practice of self love via pornographic websites.
My wife and two kids were contributing to my already insurmountable stress levels, so I had to retreat to my masturbatorium for an hour and rub one out.
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