manitary towel 

A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.

Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.

I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!

manitary towel by hobberz April 10, 2011

Manitalia 

Any form or forms of male genitalia i.e. penis and testicles.

Stacey - "Steve, I'm all hot and bothered... what are you gonna do about it?"

Steve - "Probably whip out my sweet, sweet manitalia..."

Manitalia by TheManDanIsCool May 24, 2005

manitard 

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

manitard by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011

Mashita 

a little shit

oh stop being a mashita

Mashita by Coade Is Sexy March 25, 2021

Manitarian 

Lover of men; we don't munch carpet, it's not just about the sex, we appreciate all the finer points of the male species not just anatomy, we can hang with them, carry on intelligent conversations, dont need to steal their women, we're the last one standing at a party and make sure you get home, we appreciate the compliments and the banter, return the love equally or more than we receive, will take care of all your needs and will reward for being taken care of, never a disappointment in bed, love to initiate, not a penivore, not a Monica Lewinski fan, don't like terms like pole smoker or cock sucker, believe in marriage even if we are single, we are confident and know what we want.

The best woman to hang with at any party, event, or intimate evening is a manitarian. How to spot a manitarian: Don't worry, she already noticed you and you could not turn away.

Manitarian by The Original Manitarian September 25, 2010

manitalia 

Male genitalia

Dude tried to show me his manitalia

manitalia by ronsterbamf October 9, 2014

Mashitah

A short, beautiful, intelligent person who care about others. Obsessed with cute things

Look she's so mashitah

Mashitah by Faresz November 20, 2021