Muskrat

A pretentious asshole that spends more time faking productivity than actually working.

Muskrat is busier than a one legged cat in a sand box, but he ain't done shit!

by l337hax0r777 June 22, 2016

maserati

An expensive Italian engineered sports car. Maserati is owned by Ferrari.

My Maserati can outbeat any Porsche, Corvette, Viper, Firebird, Camaro, or Mustang!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka, u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's totally real fullname

Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?

Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe

by Sayori hangs herself dudes December 15, 2022

Elongated Muskrat

The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.

Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter?
Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏.
Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!

by KoopaTrooper5011 August 2, 2023

muskrat

a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.

Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa...
Person 2- Muskrat,muskrat.
Matt- Hi guys!

by Terr Ahlander May 11, 2008

muskrat butt

When you've got swamp ass so bad your ass cheeks squeak like a muskrat.

Daniel, it sounds like crickets in here.

Nah bro, that's my muskrat butt.

by HCJV December 15, 2017