Mashed 

Not having game/charisma and or being messed up in something.

"Ngl bro I don't think she likes me , I think I'm mashed."

Mashed by Iamfleek0 August 14, 2024

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

Mashed Pachicken Cheese

A locally famous dish made in Leeside, Cork, Ireland that includes a large portion of potatoes, Kerrygold cheddar, and potatoes all mashed together. It is usually served with a side of brussel sprouts or another vegatable, and in rare occasions, rashers.

"I just finished my mashed pachicken cheese at Sam's place with a pint of Guinness and it was a truly filling meal!"

Mashed Pachicken Cheese by S. Gavin November 20, 2007

mashed potitties 

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

mashed potitties by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time

John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!

mashed spaghetti by Bigdiksadnigga December 27, 2017

mashed potato ride

ussually a sick prank. when one is dared by another employee to cover themselves in mashed potatoes and run naked past there fat potato hungry co worker

timmy dared jimmy to run pasted diane coverd in mashed potatoes knowing he would get a very uncomfortable mashed potato ride

mashed potato ride by dlove11201 January 27, 2010

Mashed a chevy

Another way of saying “I fucked up”.

I mashed a chevy last night when I kissed my Wife’s Dad.

Mashed a chevy by WPB27 June 14, 2021