Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

Maserati Mistrial

A notoriously-problematic luxury sports car dat was such an "injustice" to da driving world dat it should have been "laughed out of court".

Not to "judge" da Maserati Mistrial too harshly, but its level of unreliability was really "lawless", and created such a strong "contempt" among its owners dat its very existence should have been "illegal".

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024

Maserati Levante

The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.

Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”

Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”

by I shat myself last nite June 9, 2022