The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.
Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”
Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”
Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”
by I shat myself last nite June 9, 2022
Get the Maserati Levantemug. A notoriously-problematic luxury sports car dat was such an "injustice" to da driving world dat it should have been "laughed out of court".
Not to "judge" da Maserati Mistrial too harshly, but its level of unreliability was really "lawless", and created such a strong "contempt" among its owners dat its very existence should have been "illegal".
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
Get the Maserati Mistrialmug. A young nigga who’s known for playin the background but be PUTTIN that shit ON but ain’t to flashy hoes be on his head but that come wit his life. Don’t take NO shit n ah step behind anybody he got love fo
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the maserati marmug. by Z@NDER April 29, 2024
Get the Maserati Mall Ratmug.