Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020

Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

Maroots

the name of a Santa Fe New Mexico jam band that started in early 2010 and plays a mix of blues, rock, country, and reggae music.

Are you going to see Maroots play next week?

by equus9 April 2, 2010

Maroonion

A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.

A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!

by Acamaeda November 21, 2015

marouf

an inspiration.

Look at marouf man, so inspirational.

by iminlovewitdacoco September 24, 2020

Maroor Jequavis

A culturally ancient Yemenite name that describes a large, muscular man who is surprisingly cute, naive and attractive

I went to Yemen last summer, and everywhere I went I saw Maroor Jequavis!

by bigbattycrease69 November 15, 2021

marook

This word once said out loud can make people stare for minutes and will make babies cry just at the shear sound. Only use this word in dire need. Marook is a major insult and if used in school would most likely make u a bad ass. Just a heads up, but if the time calls for it whip it out like u know what ur doing but you damn well better not use it wrong

YOU FUCKIN' MAROOK!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, A MAROOK?

by a marook May 27, 2011