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Double Marmot

Done in retaliation to the Magestic Marmot, the double marmot is where the receiver of the magestic marmot turns around and grabs the offenders pillowcase and sharts on it, leaving visible poo streaks.
After Britney awoke with a bad case of pink eye, and a funny smell on her pillow, she knew she had received a Magestic Marmot... so in return she gave the offending party a double marmot to ensure maximum damages.
by offdhook September 14, 2011
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Cro Marmot

Frozen marmot chad from Happy Tree Friends. A yellow-green colored marmot with a leopard skin loincloth frozen in an ice block. Along with Disco Bear, they are the only ones with human hair in HTF.
by moth. August 7, 2021
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marmot drop

an act of unexpected, yet unusually intense vindictiveness or cruelty, intended more for its psychological effect rather than its actual damage. Derived from "The Big Lebowski". As proper noun, refers to the attacks of September 11th.
It's been harder to travel on airplanes since the big Marmot Drop of 2001.
by condour August 5, 2003
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Yellow-Belly-Marmot

Underaged Cambodian who was sold into the sex trade. This individual has had the extreme misfortune of being over exposed to multiple peni.
I do declare how are you sir, I am looking for a Yellow-Belly-Marmot, and my peni are ready. Said the pedophile.
by Peter Phile June 17, 2018
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Marmot

These little squirrel fuckers who are like a fat little groundhog wankstick looking little bastard. Cool as fuck, but WILL steal your sandwich if left unattended, but maybe only Idaho marmots (which smoke meth because Idaho). Little cunts scream too. It's great. Hang out on the railroad ties in Spokane. They're great.
Joe: Look at that chunk bitch go!
Fred: "that's a Marmot you stupid california fuck"
by DIRKHARDPEC January 5, 2019
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Top O' The Marmot

A common sunny day greeting in the Olympic National Park backpacking community. Origins circa 2019.
Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!
by Stormtrooper#7 September 21, 2019
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