Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.

John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!

by woofles August 4, 2015

mareika

Mareika’s are the most amazing, Prettiest females you will ever meet they are outgoing and generes they get mad and scared easy. If you know a Mareika you are one of the luckiest person in the world! When you get a Mareika mad you’ll be sorry!

Hey did you see Mareika today
Yah she looked stunning

by Pardon me March 22, 2018

Mamikon

The man to rule them all. He is a fruit btw.

- OMG, Mamikon is so hot and smart
- I WOULD CHANGE MY GENDER FOR HIM FOR REAL!

by Apple_Play March 15, 2021

Mariko Mode

Going Mariko Mode is when one becomes so enamored with a woman that they are in mental anguish.

Dude 1: god this girl is so pretty
Dude 2: yeah, she is

Dude 1: you don’t get it, man. she’s so pretty it hurts. i’m going mariko mode

by reallifemarikogoto October 8, 2021

Marikit

A happy panda.

Awww! Look at that Marikit! So adorable!

by meh781 January 8, 2012

marmite motorway

n. The anus.

The British equivalent of the Hershey Highway.

I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...

by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004

marmite

To describe something that you either love or hate. Comes from the Marmite slogan itself.

"A Clockwork Orange is a marmite film" or "Hoodys are a bit marmite"

by Rogue Dweller April 10, 2005