Happy Manholing

What you wish your gal pal when she tells you she is going on her first date with a guy she found on a dating app.

My friend: "I am meeting him for dinner."

Me: "Happy manholing!"

by Kahlua_C April 18, 2021

Minnesota Manhole

Taking a dump in a woman's neck through her smokers hole. Then pushing the waste down with your dick.

I gave that chick a big ole minnesota manhole. I opened up that chick's manhole so wide, i could see her stomach. That chick's manhole was so tight, it almost felt like the real thing

by heeler July 9, 2007

manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

by John R. December 8, 2003

popping manholes

Gay anal sex.

"How did you enjoy popping manholes last night?"

by Mr T. 2 January 11, 2010

manhole cover

Condoms for gay men.

Steve is down with the Rainbow, so he never leaves home without his manhole covers.

by Shawnster April 28, 2005

Manhole Cover

Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.

"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."

by delta1020 January 15, 2009

manhole theory

The notion that a homosexual man's sphincter can stretch to the diameter of a standard manhole cover.

The senator blasted the gay "deathstyle" by referring to the legendary capacity of some gay men to expand their rectum to manhole-size.

by jan warner September 15, 2004