A mental deterioration in the male brain that can occur at any time when a man tries to recall things a lady likes or needs, this may be due to generalized degeneration of the brain maybe he’s born with it. It is the most common cause of premature senility.
Me : Every time I ask my dad for a cherry Pepsi he leaves and comes back with a cherry coke.
Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.
Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.
by SpaceGirlSpiff October 23, 2017
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Man, I thought it couldn't get hotter in there, but then she let me Mannheim Steamer, and I was like, wow!
by eddiefiv May 14, 2013
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by Buttermilk14 July 23, 2019
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My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!
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Get the mannheim mug.Originating in America, a Mannheim Steamroller is a sexual act that presents itself as having German roots. This act can be between a man and a woman or, in some cases, two men. The receiving partner first defecates while neglecting to wipe. After that, the man initiates anal sex, using the fresh poo as lubrication. As the grand finale approaches, the man pulls out and "rolls" his member on the upper lip region, leaving a streak of poo and semen, slightly resembling Hitler's mustache.
Man: during the holiday season, I love to give my girlfriend the gift of Mannheim Steamroller.
Friend: you mean that lame musical group?!?
Man: hell no! I mean THE Mannheim Steamroller - the single greatest sexual act in the whole wide world!
Friend: you mean that lame musical group?!?
Man: hell no! I mean THE Mannheim Steamroller - the single greatest sexual act in the whole wide world!
by ColfaxSteamer December 20, 2009
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by reporter47 July 18, 2010
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