patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009

munchy

cian treacy

cian treacy is a munchy

by 6applesauce9 October 24, 2020

manchild

Due to the general acceptance of 'manchild' as an unwanted negative stigma, let me offer an alternative take to the definition. A manchild is not necessarily bad, in fact it can be a good trait. A manchild could come to mean that the person retains childish aspects that are beneficial. For example, the childish aspect of being playful and finding playfulness in everyday sober life is beneficial to one's mental health. It could also imply the male individual retaining the "cute" and "bubbly" aspects from childhood that are often lost in adulthood (because of society's expectations for men to be rational and to hide their emotions). Furthermore, a manchild may still crush on a women and have infatuated feelings for them, and that's perfectly okay.

So in conclusion: manchild..... not a bad thing per se.

Me: Omg, my co-worker is soooo beautiful!! I think I have a crush on her. Like I'm legit obsessed.
Somebody: Are you a manchild? Just ask her out, maybe you'll get to fuck her some day.....
Me: If manchild implies being able to crush on someone, then yes I am. Sigh... why do you always assume that the end goal for everything is sex? Maybe I just like the ephemeral feeling of being infatuated, nothing wrong with that. It's like enjoying the journey more than the destination, you know what I mean?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 19, 2021

manchair

The seat in the clothing shop reserved for the husband/boyfriend while their partner goes through the shop trying stuff on.

ooo theres a manchair, quick, grab it before that other guy gets it!

by jws14 December 9, 2008

Manchester United

Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.

Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches

by rohaan's father February 1, 2023

Manchild Drink

50/50 Whiskey & Applejuice

I'd like to order a Manchild drink please.

by Fatmatt January 5, 2014