Predominantly in their mid-thirties to early forties and typically hide in their mom's basement playing video games and watching my little pony hentai.
They refuse to act their age and yet want the world to treat them as adults when it is most convenient for them. Most have the appearance of an overweight slug and lack even the most basic of social skills.
More often than not these sorry individuals aren't really autistic, but simply are lazy and were raised wrong.
This trait is often paired with being a weeaboo or a male feminist who not only has never had sex with a woman, but likely hasn't seen their dick in years due to their obesity and perpetual sitting posture.
Other key signs that you are dealing with a man-child are:
1.) Refusal to see that they are in the wrong.
2.) Hisses at the mere sight of sunlight.
3.) Making shitposts on 4chan and Reddit about sensitive topics.
4.) Extremely homophobic and racist.
5.) Owns at least seven fedoras.
6.) Hasn't bathed in months.
7.) Posts bad photoshops of them and their waifu on social media.
8.) When angered, will launch into a foaming rage and rant on the internet on how they're being oppressed and discriminated against.
9.) Has severe arthritis in one hand from jacking it so often.
10.) Creates Sonic OCs.
They refuse to act their age and yet want the world to treat them as adults when it is most convenient for them. Most have the appearance of an overweight slug and lack even the most basic of social skills.
More often than not these sorry individuals aren't really autistic, but simply are lazy and were raised wrong.
This trait is often paired with being a weeaboo or a male feminist who not only has never had sex with a woman, but likely hasn't seen their dick in years due to their obesity and perpetual sitting posture.
Other key signs that you are dealing with a man-child are:
1.) Refusal to see that they are in the wrong.
2.) Hisses at the mere sight of sunlight.
3.) Making shitposts on 4chan and Reddit about sensitive topics.
4.) Extremely homophobic and racist.
5.) Owns at least seven fedoras.
6.) Hasn't bathed in months.
7.) Posts bad photoshops of them and their waifu on social media.
8.) When angered, will launch into a foaming rage and rant on the internet on how they're being oppressed and discriminated against.
9.) Has severe arthritis in one hand from jacking it so often.
10.) Creates Sonic OCs.
Guy 1: *mortified* "What the hell is that ugly thing?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just the neighborhood man-child. He must have escaped his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just the neighborhood man-child. He must have escaped his mom's basement."
by Yetanotheroriginalusername June 07, 2018
A full grown man, over the age of 20, who still needs to be spported finacially or emotionally by his parents. May or may not live at home with parents, but needs consistant reassurement. Is unable to have healthy relationships with women because of childish behavior, but is in desperate need of someone. May or maynot be a fanboy or gamer.
-"hey mom, i know you took me to peter's house yesterday, but he is going to watch logan's run and i haven't seen it in 12 years. oh, and i might bring his sister back here for dinner, but don't make the liver and onions."
-"John, take the goddamn bus and stop being such a man child."
-"John, take the goddamn bus and stop being such a man child."
by Aimerwillardilson October 05, 2008
by Jeff7 February 24, 2008
A man child is a early twenties ex-frat boy who looks like a big fat fucking baby in grown man clothing. When seen in their natural habit (a bar infested with man children) they're usually talking about how lucrative their lifestyles are while in reality they're bank tellers, depositing my checks.
Man Child: Yeah bro, I'm working in Insurance; I should clear half a mil a year soon.
Andrew: You aren't doing shit. You are going to be one of those kids I hire to do all my running around, taking care of all my bullshit.
Andrew: You aren't doing shit. You are going to be one of those kids I hire to do all my running around, taking care of all my bullshit.
by Skarbar January 10, 2011
The Man Child
The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!
The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!
The Man Child
by Teaching nothin but the truth May 03, 2011
1.) Grown man sized child.
2.) Child of the Earth, Man Child
3.) El Gigantor
4.) Dr. Shots (party animal)
5.) 20 year old pot head,
2.) Child of the Earth, Man Child
3.) El Gigantor
4.) Dr. Shots (party animal)
5.) 20 year old pot head,
Man child response to Q: " favorite hobby?"
Man child: "flying, staying elevated, Time travel
Quotes: "I got that rello"
Always feel safe around a Man Child.
Man child: "flying, staying elevated, Time travel
Quotes: "I got that rello"
Always feel safe around a Man Child.
by HookedOnChronics December 11, 2010
Innocent Man who preserve and cultivate "childish honesty"
or "unbiasdeness" - w.o.w.: a "(Self)Clean(ish) Person". ;)
or "unbiasdeness" - w.o.w.: a "(Self)Clean(ish) Person". ;)
by @thehop April 08, 2009