Man Period

when a man wipes so hard he starts to bleed

I gotta wash my underwear again im on my man period

by kinglemur May 8, 2022

Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period

i had a really bad "Man Period" last night

by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

man-period

The time a few minutes after a guy gets kicked in the balls, lasts about 10 minutes to about an hour. It includes pain in the abdominal and groin region and the feeling of haveing to shit.

(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)

Guy 1:Dont touch me!!!

Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?

Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.

Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.

by jdank519 March 17, 2009

Man-Period

When a man has a nose bleed. This may or may not happen every month on the man-period mensterul cycle.

Dan:Once i had my period and it came out my nose!

(Dan had his man-period)

by Fannywagon2008 October 23, 2009

Man- Period

When a man is horny and or moody for a short or extended amount of time. Similar to a hornball but with mood swings.

Man- period~
Man my period is on.

by James Baldwin March 30, 2020

man-periods

a male bitching about something and acting childish and rude to people.

ipv6freely/Chris is having his man-periods once more.

by binary-zero February 9, 2010

peridblood_man

the best thing to ever fuck you. its got a 200ft long dick.

bro i just got railed by peridblood_man and it was great

by bitfhcstop usitng my real name February 19, 2022