Mallet Pussy

Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.

Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!

by Chase with a Cane December 30, 2016

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

timmy mallet

a crazy mother fucker

ignore him, he's a timmy mallet

by tipsy March 10, 2004

bondage mallet

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)

A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup

by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004

Meat Mallet

When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

"That guy I met last night gave me a meat mallet"

by chelsea G July 30, 2006

snatch mallet

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

by aesgator June 19, 2008