An euphemism for masturbation.
P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."
P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."
P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."
by Caleb McIntosh March 31, 2009
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by fuckstick February 3, 2005
Get the malegina mug.(noun)a short human being, specifically a boy, who has red hair and does not have a penis or any sexual organs. It likes to converse with friends and mainly talks about masturbation circles.
R: Yo wutsup. Im bored.
G: Lets act like malkinskis and talk about masturbation circles.
R: No homo right?
G: well ya, no homo. There is no way i would act like a malkinski
R: how can we talk about masturbation circles if we dont even have dicks? no homo
G: Of course.
G: Lets act like malkinskis and talk about masturbation circles.
R: No homo right?
G: well ya, no homo. There is no way i would act like a malkinski
R: how can we talk about masturbation circles if we dont even have dicks? no homo
G: Of course.
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Maleine is a great friend.
by Maleine May 13, 2018
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Boy 1: "Will you sharpen my sword later on? *wink wink*"
Boy 2: "Anything for you fair maledin Matt."
Boy 2: "Anything for you fair maledin Matt."
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