hands down the best cigarette in existance. Some people call them "cowboy killers" but other people call them the best motherfuckin cigarette ever. but other than that there is NOTHING better than gettin a pack of Reds and if you get anything other than marlboro reds you are retarded
chilly: i need a cig.
adam: want me yo steal a couple from my dad
chilly: hell no! he smokes parliament's. I got a pack of Marlboro Reds
adam: tru lets go i need one too
adam: want me yo steal a couple from my dad
chilly: hell no! he smokes parliament's. I got a pack of Marlboro Reds
adam: tru lets go i need one too
by shortkid69 January 9, 2010
Get the Marlboro Red mug.Truly the best ciggarette out there. Amazing flavor. There's nothing like sitting back, relaxing, and having yourself a marb red. The smoke surrounds you and you get this head rush, it's like a drug and you spend a few minutes in heaven. Good quality, but considered harsh. Only for the real smokers. If you can't handle the marb reds, gtfo.
"Hey, dude. Need a smoke, I'll lend you a newport"
"Nah, man. I don't smoke bitch cigs, marlboro reds all the way"
"Nah, man. I don't smoke bitch cigs, marlboro reds all the way"
by Elle Haven October 8, 2008
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The act of stealing cigarettes from a gas station or Convience store. When faced with the conflict of both no smokes and no money, one may attempt the MM. Go into a gas station (preferably drunk) and ask for a pack of cigarettes. When the clerk grabs the pack and lays them on the counter say " oh I'm sorry i meant _(type of cigs). When the clerk turns again, switch the empty pack of Marbs with the full pack and begin walking away. When the clerk finally turns, say "never mind, i have to get more money from my car" as you walk out the door. Proceed to drive fast
"Left the stripclub the other night broke w no smokes. I pulled a Marlboro Muchacho on the way home, he didn't even see it coming" - Travis
by dede0315 November 3, 2010
Get the Marlboro Muchacho mug.Noun (Pejorative): A person, typically a man, who performs hypermasculine traits, mannerisms, or actions with the intent of impressing or intimidating, but are instead perceived as arrogant or an attempt at hiding an insecurity.
Marlboro Men will often act stoic and unyielding in inappropriate situations that generally end with an unfavorable outcome. They will also rarely acknowledge their negative situation, often opting to present as indifferent to it.
Their performance is meant to emulate the "though guy" archetype.
Marlboro Men will often act stoic and unyielding in inappropriate situations that generally end with an unfavorable outcome. They will also rarely acknowledge their negative situation, often opting to present as indifferent to it.
Their performance is meant to emulate the "though guy" archetype.
Brett, quit acting like a Marlboro Man, nobody is scared of you and you're not tough.
If Tod hadn't acted like a Marlboro Man and mouthed off at the bar he probably wouldn't have gotten punched in the jaw.
There was a semi merging onto the highway, but Johnny thought he was a Marlboro Man and didn't have to move for anyone. Long story short, his truck is totaled.
If Tod hadn't acted like a Marlboro Man and mouthed off at the bar he probably wouldn't have gotten punched in the jaw.
There was a semi merging onto the highway, but Johnny thought he was a Marlboro Man and didn't have to move for anyone. Long story short, his truck is totaled.
by BonemanJones September 20, 2022
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Get the Marlborough college mug.A town in New Jersey where people think they are so cool. All of the people are either asians, or obnoxious rich kids who drink and smoke because they think they are older than they really are. Obnoxious girls jump in people's faces screaming "LLAMMASS!", and they drink and hang out with older people who take advantage of them. The guys think they are the best and think they are so hot because they are on a basketball team which isn't hard to make. They go around asking people to hook up because they think they are hot, but usually only one girl who is desperate says yes. They are actually really immature and need to grow up. Girls with boyfriends flirt with other boys, and the guys do the same.
a town with backstabbing bitches who put tons of makeup on and make out with boys starting at the age of 10
a town with backstabbing bitches who put tons of makeup on and make out with boys starting at the age of 10
I'm gonna go get drunk even though I am only in seventh grade! HEHE , GO MARLBORO
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ONLY MARLBORO HAS DRAMA, I WANNA MOVE OUT
NO YOU BITCH, EVERY PLACE IS GOING TO HAVE SOME DRAM@
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ONLY MARLBORO HAS DRAMA, I WANNA MOVE OUT
NO YOU BITCH, EVERY PLACE IS GOING TO HAVE SOME DRAM@
by DaTruthHurts_Doesn't It? February 22, 2011
Get the Marlboro mug.A good smooth cigarette that has a nice taste that will keep you lighting up just a few hours after the first one, It's a nice tasting minty cigarette made by the Philip Morris USA Company, Marlboro has been around for MANY years it has been the smoking choice amung many teenagers such as myself. Marlboro Menthol has two gold rings slightly in the middle of the top of the butt to let you know when the hell to stop and flick =, smoking may be unhealthy but you know what, we're all guna die sooner or later, and even non-smokers, there are a LOT of people who have cancer or diseases who DONT smoke, so there ya go, light up and have fun kickin it and go behind the school building and light up your Marlboro Menthols or Marlboro or whatever cigarette you may have and sit down and KICK IT marl-BROS! Who gives a Flyin FUCK about what or who you smoke with, smoke it up Marlboro Men and WIN =
Matt: *Goes around a corner and lights up a Marlboro Menthol*
James: *smokes a camel and chills*
Hailon: Mmm, lets all just kick it G's :D
*We all kick it smokin our cigarettes of choice livin it up*
James: *smokes a camel and chills*
Hailon: Mmm, lets all just kick it G's :D
*We all kick it smokin our cigarettes of choice livin it up*
by White Menthol Man =] May 17, 2008
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