maryland effect

When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.

Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.

"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"

"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."

by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016

makayla

Makayla is someone who can be incredibly outgoing, funny, and super cute. Everyone is her friend, unless you really piss her off. You are lucky if you get to be her best friend, Makayla is super supportive when she needs to be, she may have a hard time thinking of a solution, but when she does it solves all your problems. If you get her in a relationship with you, you better treat her right, like she's the only girl you've ever known. She can be jealous and when she gets mad, you better believe she's mad. Makayla always has secrets little ones and dark ones, if she doesn't want to tell you a secret it's for a good reason. Despite her occasional mistakes, she's a rare find, keep her close, keep her safe, and love her like there's no tomorrow <3

Dude "Man, Makayla is hot"
Chic " Yeah, but she is one heck of a mess"
Broh" Not really, she's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet"

by oopsimalive January 29, 2018

makyra

A Makyra is a girl that's very loyal and gets attached easily and alot of people sees her as " the quiet one " but really she's the one that doesn't stop talking but she's a very beautiful girl and she keeps alot to herself she doesn't like having alot of friends but she likes having 4 or 5 that'll stick around forever

"Hey is that Makyra ? " "Yea she's cute right ? " "Yes and she's looks quiet which I can change "

by Levi829 September 15, 2016

MakaylaMonster

Super Cool Chick. Very Chic Personality. Amazing at Photography and Poetry. Bestest Friend Ever. And She Deserves the Best In Life...... Any one Ever Hurts Her....... I Hope You Get Shoved Off A Cliff.

random person: Who's That Chick With The Mad /rad Hair, rockin the skinnies, a Band tee, and those chucks?
Me:WHAT?!?! That's MakaylaMonster. I Can't Believe You Didnt Know. Myspace her You Jerk

by IMetHerAtTheMall December 9, 2010

The Maryland Blue Crab

A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.

Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?

Man2: Nah, what happened?

Man1: She got him with The MBC!

Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!

by Buck Lawson January 25, 2017

Peoples Republic of Maryland

Derogatory nickname for the state of Maryland. Usually applied by Virginia residents, in reference to the liberal bent of that state's politicians, in contrast to the conservatism common just south in the Commonwealth.

MVA and gun laws are hell in the Peoples Republic of Maryland

by BRYANJUSMC May 14, 2009

Makayla

Makayla is an attractive young women who sometimes has her moments of Not being nice but when you get to know her she’s an amazing funny , kind and considerate person who will beat up anyone who bully’s or says something hurtful to someone’s who’s close with her or even if it’s someone on the street! She always stands up for what is right! Makayla is a very sporty person, she likes to dance but she’s also an athlete preferably a runner! She’s an amazing person that you never want to lose

‘ DAMN she’s hot ‘

‘ Makaylas got luscious golden hair ‘

‘ she’s so strong and fast

‘ I’m so glad I met Makayla ‘

by Someone someone 123 December 13, 2019