Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions.

I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.

majestic nite by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

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Majestic Moose

One of the mani interesting furry animals yu mai see on a høliday in Sweden this yer.

A Majestic Moose once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

Majestic Moose by RFenyman December 25, 2008

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Majestic Piledriver

The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.

"Hey Zack, what's wrong."

"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".

Majestic Piledriver by Some really white kid June 20, 2011

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Majestic juice

Juice extracted from grapes and oranges to make a jeezy blend

I want some majestic juice

Majestic juice by The Red eyed creeper October 30, 2014

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