Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.

Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017

micah

From the Bible, means one who is like God.

As God says to Micah your in my image, treat everyone as I would.

by 253098 November 5, 2006

Micah

A rat bastard who tricked a whole ass gang leader into ruining his whole gang and make said gang leader believe that his closest friends were betraying him. Said gang leader ended up dead but so did Micah, shot and killed by famous outlaw John Marston

Now Micah has faith

by Lostanddeadly April 16, 2020

Maccaholic

One who is insanely obsessed with mcdonalds, especially during the monopoly time.

Ricky:What did you win on your monopoly maccas?
Sophia:Omg, I won a fkn macaroon!

Ricky: Calm down you maccaholic

by Ricky1995 September 30, 2016

Macaholic

One who is addicted to everything Apple related. One who may also have every Macintosh product, i.e. multiple iPods, an iPhone, an iMac, a MacBook and a MacBook Pro laptop.

When ever I go over to Mirranda's house, she has a new Macintosh product. She is such a Macaholic!

by mirrandabob December 9, 2008

Cha'maican

The language of inner city youths. Usually white. An abbreviation of Chav and Jamaican. Usually spoken by lower - middle class white children as an attempt to be street/gangsta. Not necessarily a white immitating a negro as many negroes of complete non jamaican decent also adopt this language. Go to most cities and speak to a 15 year old.

Tend to use phrases such as wha gwan, aiiiit, ting, me breddrins,

mother... Edward I dont know why you persist in speaking in that silly accent. I did not bring you up to speak that way.

Edward.... Me name eddie, an dis is da voice of da street, yo show up nuff respeck. I is a proper bwoi.

mother... Stop speaking that silly cha'maican. Your not a negro/gangster your a middle class white boy who goes to a private school.

by thegiddo November 17, 2009

Camp Micah

The best place in the entire planet. Everyones comfort zone, our home away from, where you're NEVER alone.

Hey have you been to camp micah?

yeah camp micah is the most amazing place in the world!

by G'13 '10 September 8, 2010