Mackem

As inhabitants of the largest City in the North-East, we have the right to boast over our smaller, inferior neighbours. We support Sunderland who are currently the only North-East side to play in the Premier League, and have recently been made one of the richest teams in England due to our takeover. We also beat Newcastle in the English Civil War, whereby the (Jawwwwdeeez. Correct term: Geordies), have became bitter and obsessed with their superior neighbour. Mackems can also be understood a lot easier by outsiders as opposed to geordies, who speak similarly to apes, often giving grunt noises as they go to collect their dole money that they have sat all week for in the house. Anyone who has read the Viz magazine will realise Biffa Bacon is your typical Geordie.

Mackems are easier to understand as follows:

Newcastle fan 1: Wor al' is deein' shite like isn't he?
Newcastle fan 2: Divven' stort with big al' like or al' smash ya mooth in bonny lad.

Sunderland fan 1: Alreet mate, what do you think of our prosperous Premiership side?
Sunderland fan 2: Mint mate, feel sorry for those Geordies next season havin' to travel to Plymouth and stuff.
Sunderland fan 1: Serves those bastards right for being cocky last time we went down.

by PremierSunderland May 27, 2009

Mackem

Bunch of six fingered mongs who believe they are actually relevant, they are from the shitest place in England, known as Sunderland, they often call themselves Geordies to actually be relevant when meeting fellows British people.

Person 1: "I see your mate has six fingers and married his little sister, is he a Mackem?"

Person 2: "Aye unfortunately"

by Oh FC August 18, 2017

mackeming

a good mackeming,is to watch your favourite team,being trounced and played off the park.this leaves acute embarrasment,and the inability to show your face.a good 'makeming',means deserting the team you have supported for life,and walking out,halfway through the game

newcastle trounced sunderland 5-1,and gave them a right good 'mackeming

by mister magpie November 3, 2010

Mackem

Idiot. Followers of a shite football team. Tell me: Have you ever seen a mackem in milan? or even on a plane? or even out of prison?

Those poor souls who turn out at the stadium of shite every other saturday (and wednesday seeing as tho theyre in the championship)

by Exiled (but unbiased) Geordie April 22, 2005

Mackem

Smelly, Ugly and stupid

(this is from a song) My mother died when i was only two years old, Fatha ran off to sea, with a bloke i'm told, Me sista is a prostitute, Me brother's doin' life in jail, still, Could have been worse, I could have been born a mackem

by Steven May 6, 2004

Mackem

A rather thick Geordie.

You have put your shoes on the wrong feet you Mackem

by keith robinson November 18, 2003

Mackem Mammaries

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020