mactax

The extra you pay for hardware made by apple for putting their logo on it

Why did your macbook cost so much compared to a PC? That's the mactax

by elite73y November 14, 2010

II MACTAVISH

II MACTAVISH, is a 4ft 2” midget man with size 12 feet (childs size)

He is trash at all Xbox games flexes his iPad and smells very bad he spells Heinz Beanz wrong
His favourite Xbox game is “Wealm Woyale”
Only good thing is he’s an alien

He will now say “WOW” after reading this

II MACTAVISH IS KOOL

by MIDGET MACO August 17, 2019

mactar

A term coined by a few Agnes Scott students in 2006 that means completely and utterly wasted past the point of recognition. On a level 1-10, mactar is an 18. Don't plan on remembering anything the next morning.

"Hey guys, I'm going from zero to mactar tonight"

by MissMissy January 2, 2009

Macetein

A name given to a 24h non-stop masturbator

It comes from the spanish word "maceta" which means "vase or pot for flowers and plants". The act of planting would be "macetear", which can be a synonym for jerking off in spanish. And so, someone who jerks off a lot can be called "macetein".

"Stop masturbating!, don't be a macetein"

"Stop rubbing your crotch! Damn, you're such a macetein ¬.¬"

by Fedemc January 18, 2008

Maeta

A Beautiful Girl with Gorgeous eyes. She is very smart, funny, has an amazing body, especially her booty. She has an awesome personality, and will brighten up your day. Along with that she has a lot of swagg. You would never regret meeting her.

I wish I was as cool as maeta
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Maeta is so amazing

by JaCobe Alexander November 28, 2012

Mactard

Someone who thinks Apple computers are a godsend having zero knowledge that they're not as bulletproof as Apple claims. These people blindly pay the hefty price premium for an Apple computer just to surf the web, listen to music & check email. And they think they're better than everyone else because their computer is shiny & polished which is apparently more important than performance or battery life. To them, it's form over function.

Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?

PC User - Nice new Macbook you got there. Have you updated to the latest service pack?

Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!

PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?

Mac User - No, what?

PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.

Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!

PC User - What a Mactard....

by Bishop114 November 19, 2009

maseta

A miser, a cheapo, someone who doesn't like to spend any money, stingy, frugal, tight-wad. Physically expressed by folding one arm up and hitting the palm of the other hand with the bent elbow.

"That guy is super maseta!"

by TitoInPuertoRico May 8, 2007