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In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019
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mr. body massage machine

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.
by GilvaSunner February 14, 2012
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Dates from ancient Greek times, where "deus ex machina" ("god from the machine") in a play referred to the act of lowering a god on stage using a cable device (therefore, a god from a machine) to decide in a dilemma and give fate a nudge, so to say.

These days, deus ex machina has the negative connotation of an utterly improbable, illogical or baseless plot twist that drastically alters the situation, as if the "deus ex machina" came down to give fate that little push.
I liked the movie, but the ending was total crap...they could've come up with a better way to beat the villain than the deus ex machina ending of that guy miraculously coming back to life.
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An amazing girl, outgoing, confident, genuinely kind, intelligent, talented, and BEAUTIFUL. Mahinas are fiercely loyal and are very generous. They are very passionate and are excellent kissers. They have senses of humor like none other, and tend to make heads turn as they walk by. They are independent and hard workers who would do anything for or to protect the ones they love. If you're ever lucky enough to have a mahina, don't ever let her go, or else you'll regret losing someone as amazing as them. And if you think you care for a mahina, tell her how you feel
Damn I wish I didn't lose my mahina
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bush machine

A man that gets a lot of ladies.
John gets all the women. He is a bush machine.
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when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.
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Deus Ex Machina

1. An unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.

2. A bullshit way of saving a character in a movie, novel, or play.
1. Man- The bet Peter made in the end of Dodgeball: An Underdog Story is such bullshit Deus Ex Machina!

2. The whole "love" thing from Harry Potter.
by I Like Llamas September 26, 2015
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