lushotology

Fake religion made up by the band "The Network" (who are actually the three members Green Day in disguise and two other people). It's a joke, part of the elaborate creation of The Network. Basically followers believe intoxication is great. Here's some of the fake history:

Controversial church established in 1981 by romance novel writer Hal Don Burre. He got the inspiration one day when he went to a bar, couldn't decide what to order, had the bartender pour all of the liquor into one glass, inventing the "Long Island Ice Tea." He then went inot a drug induced coma, envisioned the church, and wrote a book called Intoxication is Intoxicating. It became the new religions bible.

Tre: Dude, I'm in Lushotology
Mike: What the hell is that, man?
Tre: Uhhh...it's a great religion. We get drunk all the time

by JingJing October 8, 2005

lush hour

1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.

After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

Leon Lush

A mentally insane cracker with 100k subs that has sexual relations with a monkey/doll.

"Leon Lush and Nigel created some hybrid that died a couple days later.

by DicAin'tGay May 28, 2018

LashGate

The controversy surrounding makeup influencer Mikayla Nogueira, in which Mikayla posts a sponsored video, not disclosed, about L'Oreal's telescopic mascara, while allegedly wearing Ardell's Demi Wispies. This event has caught the attention of mainstream media, small and large tiktokers alike, drama channels, cosmetics company Ulta, as well as long time influencers James Charles and Jeffree Star, among others.

Person 1: Have you heard of LashGate?"
Person 2: Yeah, its all over Tiktok! Even Ulta made fun of it."

by Bunii_ February 1, 2023

leshgo

NZ SLANG MEANING: Let’s do this, excited, let’s go

:Yo leshgo have some cones g
:leshgoooooo mum brought maccas

by Nzfacts101 April 8, 2021

Lush Nesting

When a girl or woman, typically intoxicated, strategically stores her things in a man's room during a party or get-together with intentions of coercing him into letting her stay the night. This strategy should not be confused with the idea of a girl simply placing her belongings in the said gentleman's room to be picked up later. She purposefully places her things in niches of the room that portray her "belonging" in that environment, and may include hiding certain items so that she and the said gentleman can look for that item together, initiating a pseudo-bonding experience that may allow her more time to convince him into making decisions he will likely regret in the morning. Accompanying this act may include leaving an item in the room after departing in the morning or early afternoon, such as a key or cell phone, forcing the man to let the woman back into his quarters. She usually does this in desperation of initiating some sort of long term relationship now that she has her "foot in the door" so to speak.

Lush Nesting

Joe: Amanda was knocking on Bill's door until 5 AM last night again. She Lush Nested the place earlier last night so she would have an excuse to get on him.

Phil: Again?

Joe: Yeah, and of course, it worked like it always does. I heard them banging until 7. God, I can't wait to give him shit when he wakes up.

Phil: ......Maybe we should take it easy on him.

Joe: Why the hell would we do that?

Phil: Because Jesse did that to me last night, and she is still in my room.

Joe:....simply amazing.

by College of Woo Community January 25, 2009

gurt lush

To explain that something it very good.

Man that fried chicken is down right gurt lush init?

by cyph3r September 15, 2006