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Lurgy

I've got the lurgy I caught it from a dinner lady at my school when I was helping lay the chairs out for lunchtime.😭I hate. Having the lurgy
I have the lurgy and I hate it.
by Lurgy March 21, 2017
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lurge

The wildcard for all words. Can be a noun, verb, or adjective.
She's a lurge.

That party was lurge.

She is lurgy.
by jaim205 May 21, 2008
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whitby lurgy

2 week plus flu-like illness brought on by spending time with strangers at the whitby goth weekend in whitby, north yorkshire
oh i'm ill, i've got the whitby lurgy, caught it off a room full of people at the goth weekend, i've had it for 2 weeks already
by brenthyifdsd January 2, 2012
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lurgan

A reality tv show that surrounds 3 young professionals, two of which have chlamydia. Try to guess which ones
This week on Lurgan...
by illgiveyouchlamydia September 17, 2017
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lurgo

a person who is really creepy to women or vice versa, a real slease ball.
The word lurgo has come from the word lergy which is a cold or a germ, some sort of cold virus that people try and avoid.
" i wish that guy would just fuck off hes a proper lurgo "
"Man this lass wont leave me alone!! fucking lurgo bitch"
by daddy im bo'vad August 26, 2011
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Lurgan College

A shanty school in the shit part of the town, lurgan. It has low effort work, and is a rat's den.
by Evan donaldson September 7, 2020
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Lurgy

Lurgy (sometimes spelt Lurgi) is the British variant of the American Cootie virus and it acts in the same way.
It mostly affects children between 4 and 11.
It's spreads by either touching or in some cases being in the proximity of the opposite gender.
It has been known to pass from others of the same gender due to the child's social status.

Poor and uncool children are highly contagious to both sexes.

It has been noted that there can be some that are more infectious than others usually due to popularity or hygiene.
Symptoms can vary though the most common are:
Rash
Paralysis
Embarrassment
Lips, hands, or eyebrows falling off
Blindness

Social rejection
General Flu like symptoms

Crying

In extreme cases death (usually depends on the popularity of the child who infected the deceased)

Is it unknown exactly how long a child can be infected.

There are some that believe denying is will cure it but very rarely does

Saying "No, you!" Is a more recent remedy that has had some promising results but not always affective

The only real known cure is when the infected's peers forget about them having it.
"Don't go near them! She has the LURGY!"

"You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy!"

"I'm sorry Sir, after your sons check up we have found that he is the carrier of the lurgy virus."

"I understand that can be traumatic to hear, so I have arranged a Lurgy specialist to see him this afternoon"
by TheProzacKid November 23, 2021
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