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hot-bagged lunch

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while having sex, place plastic wrap over ones mouth, proceed to drop the kids off into the newly made mouth pool, then when you are cumming, drop the bag into their mouth and shower their face. mmmm.
leanne neglected to do the dishes again, so tonight she's getting a hot-bagged lunch.
by f;lkjsdf January 2, 2008
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This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.
Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.
by Tizzell July 31, 2008
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she pissed me off so i sent her home with a bagged lunched
by rodan October 14, 2004
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When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.
Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"
by Koogai February 19, 2020
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Lunchbag Letdown

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A lunchbag letdown occurs when something you had been looking forward to turns out to be far worse than originally anticipated.

The term originates in the lunchroom (be it school or office or otherwise) where after a long hard day someone sits down with their lunchbag hoping for something tasty. Instead they find something unappetizing, whether it be the wrong lunch, it's moldy, it's cold, or any other multitude of problems.

After such a situation, it can be said that your lunchbag was indeed a let down.
Tom: I can't wait for lunch *pulls out lunchbag*

Jim: What do you got?

Tom: Aw man! Tunafish? I HATE Tunafish!

Jim: What a lunchbag letdown.
by Piemanthe3rd August 17, 2010
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baby's lunchbag

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As defined in Frisky Dingo, it refers to female breasts (or overweight male breasts).
X-tacle: "Baby's lunchbag!"
(Starts feeling Wendall's breasts)
Wendall: "Om-nom-nom-nom"
X-tacle: "Eat that lunch, baby."
by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH June 3, 2009
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Lunchbagg

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"Stop shipping, Lunchbagg"
by I really wanna die- October 18, 2020
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