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Livestock

Farm animals such as goats, pigs, lambs and cows
It is time for the livestock sale.
by Ffaislife June 30, 2016
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lovefuckmurder

Noun - When a person falls in love with someone in an obsessive, psychotic manner, then proceeds to have sex with them, and when they are denied a relationship, in a blind rage of fury, they kill the person.
Guy retells story to friend:

Guy 1) Did you read the paper today? This guy had one reeeeally psychotic obsession for this chick. Sad story.

Guy 2) I read that! He should be put away for life. The sickest lovefuckmurder i've ever heard.

Guy 1) I know! He kept whining to her that he loved her so much so they finally had sex so he'd stop bugging her, but when he asked her out for the millionth time afterwards and she said no he caved her skull in with a louisville slugger!
by Johnny5Aliiive January 25, 2006
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Lovefuck

My boyfriend and I lovefucked all week after he got back from his trip.
by FecorV August 29, 2015
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lovesick blindness

The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.
Aw shit Abby you have lovesick blindness, so I’ll be your wingman.
by FlyingKitten35 November 17, 2017
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tiny livestock

Another word used to describe crabs of the pubic region.
Dude, I can't stop itching my ballsac! These tiny livestock are on a stampede!
by The maja July 4, 2006
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lovesick

Without a partner, lover, etc: To be tired of love, to miss being in love, to be heartbroken, to want someone to love, to want to be loved back.

With a partner, lover, etc: To miss your lover, to want to be with them more, to want to see them, to not be able to keep your mind off them.
Im lovesick. I doodled her name in all my books, her name spinning in my mind, up until it made me cry.
by ToxicPistol July 25, 2006
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Lovesick

To be lovesick is to deviate from physical and emotional 'normality'. In other words, you walk around like the walking dead, feeling empty, chest crushing, longing for that special someone. That special someone doesn't have to be a love interest. It could be a relative you've loved and lost, it could be a friend you've loved and have separated from.


When you're lovesick, you dream and think about person X a lot. Of course, that is just another symptom of lovesickness.


Life for the lovesick is just one big question mark.


Symptoms of lovesickness: sadness/depression, anxiety, crying, feeling suicidal, mourning, loneliness, loss of interest in your social life, loss of ambition, emptiness, weight loss/weight gain.
J: I'm going out to get shitfaced.
M: What for?
J: So I can fill the emptiness within.
M: Um. I could fill it for you.

*J thinks about it*

J: What do you think you're doing?
M: I'm just being your friend.
J: That's why I'm lovesick.
M: =\

*Awkward silence*

M: What are you saying?
J: You're so slow. *Gets shitfaced and cries like a baby*
by SHIBISLE August 4, 2008
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