A usually super tall guy with a big ass, from African decent. Losseni tends to have a cute baby face. Losseni finds happiness in doing things that wouldn't exactly be considered "appropriate." Losseni often enjoys making fun of people, and sometime takes it to the extreme. When Losseni cares about someone, he tends to be really sweet. Losseni is typically a really good kisser and knows how to do it well in bed.
Person: You seem like a lot of fun, are you perhaps a Losseni?
Other Person: Bro how the fuck did you know that my name is Losseni????
Other Person: Bro how the fuck did you know that my name is Losseni????
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Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
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Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
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