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A usually super tall guy with a big ass, from African decent. Losseni tends to have a cute baby face. Losseni finds happiness in doing things that wouldn't exactly be considered "appropriate." Losseni often enjoys making fun of people, and sometime takes it to the extreme. When Losseni cares about someone, he tends to be really sweet. Losseni is typically a really good kisser and knows how to do it well in bed.
Person: You seem like a lot of fun, are you perhaps a Losseni?
Other Person: Bro how the fuck did you know that my name is Losseni????
losseni by app a loser September 20, 2017
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Litmuss Lossenger 

The way of calling someone a loser which is originally taken from the movie Because of Winn Dixie (thats why its funny and is a good diss)
Pedro: You're a Litmuss Lossenger for doing my homework
1 a: One who outlives a biological child.

b: A person who outlives a child they adopted, fostered, or raised as their offspring.

2 One affected by the death of a child member in their immediate or extended family.
My daughter died and now I identify as a mother & a lossent. "Do you have any siblings?" "Yes, I have an older brother and I became a lossent when my younger sister was killed in a car accident last year." Our next door neighbors are lossents.
lossent by Lossent Mom November 29, 2023
1 a: One who outlives a biological child.

b: A person who outlives a child they adopted, fostered, or raised as their offspring.

2 One affected by the death of a child member in their immediate or extended family.
When her husband and son died in a car crash, the woman became a widow and a lossent in the same day.
lossent by Lossent Mom December 20, 2023
1. One who outlives a biological or adopted child
2. A person deeply affected by the death of a child family member
After one of her children died from leukemia, she identified as a mother and a lossent.

Ask: Do you have any siblings?
Answer: I’m a lossent; my older brother committed suicide when I was 12.
lossent by Lossent Mom January 2, 2024

Loosening for the Crew 

When I'm feeling Naughty, I tend to let loose and start Loosening for the Crew

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening 

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
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